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Some people, when confronted with a problem, think:
 - “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.
 - “I know, I’ll use #binary.” Now they have 10 problems.

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think 
 - “I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic.” Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
 - “I know, I’ll use caching.” Now they have one problems.
 - "I know, I’ll use #multithreading". Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.
 - “I know, I’ll use mutexes.” Now they have
 - “I know, I’ll use #UTF8.” Now they à???µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?.
 - “I know, I’ll use delegations.” Now their problem is a problem of their problem.

Some people see a problem and think:
- “I’ll use #Perl!” Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem…
- “I know, I’ll use #Java!” Now they have a ProblemFactory.
- “I’ll use #PHP!” Now they have (“1 apple” + “1 orange”) problems.

Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time programming job, think “I know, I’ll contribute to open source.” 
Now they have two full-time jobs.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: “I know, I’ll think outside the box!” 
Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen toll house cookies cooling in the kitchen.

Some people when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations think “I know, I’ll use something from Star Wars”. 
Now two problems they have.